BLACK FRIDAY 2022 OFFER (ends Sat., 11/26 at 11:59 MT):  While supplies last, deals on Limited Edition Salted Caramel TRIM (body composition-altering tablespoon of collagen pudding):

* New customers get an additional $10 off & all products come with a 30-day money back guarantee from the day that you receive your package. 

For all Holiday Deals, click here & use my referral code: 6517007

Yearlong info for ordering. New customers will get an additional $10 off). All products come with a 30-day money back guarantee from the day that you receive your package. 

Step 1: Pick your first qualifying Trim Product (single bottle links are followed by their respective Lean Body Sculpting System – LBSS – link in pink)

Step 2: ADD TO CART (there will be an option to “subscribe and save” on this screen or later for an extra 5% off (10-15% off if you get more unique items); your next order will process on the 28th of the next month. You get text and email reminders. Can edit/cancel/re-enroll anytime)

Step 4: Enter your shipping and CC info and complete order.

Step 5: Feel free to message me on Facebook for best use info & any support in the ordering process. 

DISCLAIMERS: This is going to be the weirdest “sales” page you’ve probably ever landed on.  (If you’ve already read all of this and are just ready to learn about the products/order, scroll to the GREEN HIGHLIGHTED SECTION BELOW)

Okay, so “Collagen Crack” is what I call the collagen products – a body composition-altering pudding and a unique formulation (high-absorbency & mimics our own body) collagen – of one of the MANY companies that I love represent. I emphasize “many” because I don’t do brand/company/product “loyalty” or drunk off the kool-aid; there is simply no ONE thing that works for everyone and, if there were, there would be no other things. Furthermore, I do not put profit >>> people, so – by the time you’re done checking out the company’s website – if there are 12 supplements you want to start with, I highly recommend that you DON’T do that, because you will have NO IDEA what is actually working and you’re likely going to a terrible job taking everything. You’ve done the whole zero-to-hero/all-out-to-all-in “strategy” before where you kick off 32 “lifestyle changes” on a Monday and you know how long that enthusiasm lasts. As Beca from Pitch Perfect said, “Make good choices!”

Also… before you drop any money on supplements, are you sure you gave those other products sitting on your shelf or the program you signed up a fair chance? I’m asking because, if you didn’t, use them/do that program FIRST. I say that because – if you have a “quick fix”/”squirrel!” (just chasing the next thing that pops up into your social media) mentality without ever properly using/doing the last thing you dropped money on – not only are you wasting money (which pains my South Asian self knowing how much I have personally wasted!), you’re setting yourself up to have a similar experience because, if you really want these products to work, you need to actually use them (consistently as directed) and not stop using them if you haven’t dropped 10 lbs in one week; note: “weight” cannot even be your main metric because one of the 2 primary products that I share below INCREASES LEAN BODY MASS (which means, if your experience is like most folks’ experiences, you will become compact while becoming more physically dense)

Accordingly, if you are going to use the scale as your only metric and will not take photos (for your eyes only) and measurements, then, honestly, don’t even bother. I’m saying that because my first photo below in the pink shirt – see my waistline – was over a month’s time and NO change on the scale and, per my dad’s medical report, he lost 3″ across his waistline with his weight barely changing.

Note: If you do hear/see a story of significant weight loss, allow that to be their own experience without being disappointed if that same exact “result” doesn’t happen for you; keep in mind that they have a different body chemistry than you and you don’t know what their starting point was/what they did during. Put blinders on and run your own race, and – whatever you decide to do – do it for your actual health and wellness and not just your physical appearance as it appears to others (certainly not for a “bikini/summer” body because, well, all bodies are worthy of bathing suits and ICK to that toxic body shaming marketing); that being said, I am someone who deeply values how we appear to OURSELVES because – as I always say – “when I look good, I feel good and am then able to DO more good.”

All that being said, I deeply believe that supplements should support our wellness efforts and not become a crutch for them; in my overall experience, 70% of our longterm health and wellness is based on our lifestyle choices; yes, you’ll see stories (like my initial experience or my dad’s re: inches lost sans lifestyle changes), but I personally did not start moving towards being actually fundamentally HEALTHY and WELL until I leveled up the choices I make on a daily basis including simple choices like making healthier food choices 70-80% of the time, enjoying my life fully the other 20-30%, hydrating, making sure I get 7 hours of sleep, and moving my body more. START THERE and start small, because if you wait to start doing all of those things in tandem with buying products, you’ll have NO IDEA if it is the products or your lifestyle changes making the biggest difference (pstt, it’s probably mostly the lifestyle changes that you, as the fellow weirdo you are, did not decide to make until you decided to drop some cash on some products! #whyarewelikethis???) 

&, although both of the collagen products can be taken for perpetuity without issue (considering that our body is losing collagen every year starting around age 25), I highly recommend seeing what your own amazing non-broken body can do first all on its own.

Like I said, this is the weirdest sales page you’ve probably ever visited and that’s because, more than “making a sale”/”getting you to buy,” I genuinely just want people to feel and BE actually WELL. These products 100% support me in doing that – real talk, I very much so actively tried to replace them for lower cost options only to never find anything that worked quite the same for me – and, although the company absolutely has so many amazing products, I personally speak to 2 of them more than anything else and about 10 of them total at present.

On that note, all of the information you need to know what your options are, what to consider ordering to have the best experience possible, the guarantee, etc. is all below. Feel free to hit me up on Facebook messenger if you have any questions (please lead with the hashtag #collagencrack) or wish to be added to the online support group. 

Click on any link below to take you to the product page which will give you all the ingredients, product fact sheet, and more.   The code that gets new customers $10 off is: 6517007 

Note: None of the collagen products are vegetarian-friendly.

First, on BODY COMPOSITION: “Body composition is the ratio of fat to muscle in the body, and is often used to determine a person’s overall level of health. Because muscle is denser than fat, a pound of muscle takes up less space than a pound of fat, which is why two people with the same height and weight might have vastly different body shapes.”

TRIM (the “tablespoon of collagen pudding” per day) 








Trim goes beyond weight management with a unique combination of advanced technologies to promote a sculpted, lean body.* Trim was awarded the 2018 Editor’s Choice for best weight management supplement by SupplySide West. This delicious version of Trim lets you indulge in a decadent chocolate flavor made with real cocoa powder and zero sugar.

Product Benefits:

• Supports fat metabolism* • Inhibits cellular fat storage* • Supports a reduction in fat cells* • Promotes a healthy body composition* • Improves muscle tone* • Restores youthful skin* • Supports joint, muscle fitness and connective tissue health* • Supports healthy hair, nails, gums and eyes*

Product Details: Trim is the only product that features an innovative, first-in-the-world combination of two leading technologies for a body transformation experience: CLA to accelerate fat reduction and Collagen/HA Matrix® Technology to improve muscle tone and restore youthful skin.* Plant-derived conjugated linoleic acid, or CLA, has been clinically shown to decrease body fat. Not only does CLA support fat metabolism, it actually helps block fat transport from the bloodstream into fat cells, inhibiting fat absorption, reducing fat cell size and reducing fat cell formation. The result is a more sculpted, lean body.*

Trim also includes multi-patented, award-winning Collagen/HA Matrix Technology to promote youthful skin and flexible joints. Weight loss can cause skin to wrinkle and sag. This clinically tested technology replenishes collagen and HA, or hyaluronic acid, in a highly absorbable form, restoring youthful skin. Collagen and HA are also critical to knees, elbows, wrists and the spine where they support flexible joints and fitness performance.* Together in Trim, scientifically studied CLA and Collagen/HA Matrix Technology work potently to deliver a full body transformation experience.*”

Note: Trim is $99.99 for a 4-week supply and comes in several different flavors –> Chocolate (my favorite), Vanilla, Mango, Coconut Lime, Lemon, and (limited edition, but currently available) Blackberry which is my second favorite. From 2/28 to 3/2 (while supplies last), when you buy a bottle of Trim or a collection with Trim (more on that in a hot second), you can get Blackberry and FREE PURPLE SPOON for just $59.99 (no code; discount will apply at checkout). New customers get an extra $10 off. This is an amazing offer because you will get a 2 month supply for $160 (versus $200) and 2 months will give you a chance to really experience the product working.


A scientifically designed body-sculpting system with an innovative, first-in-the-world combination of technologies that accelerate fat reduction, improve muscle tone and promote lean body composition.*

Product Benefits:

  • Trim (see above)
  • Burn:  A science-backed thermogenic formula featuring a powerful blend of 3 fat-burning ingredients. The coastal seaweed extract fucoxanthin is combined with plant-derived berberine and the essential trace mineral chromium to activate your metabolism, reduce cravings, and shift your body into fat-burning mode.*
  • Activate: A monthly 3-day detox formulated with organically grown aloe vera to naturally eliminate toxins, plus apple pectin and psyllium seed husk for added fiber. This formula helps ignite digestive energy, making the perfect complement to a fat loss regimen.

Together, these 3 products optimize your fat-burning metabolism, promote a leaner body composition and rejuvenate cellular health for a full body transformation experience.*

LBSS is $195 value for a bundled discounted price of $159.99 (again, $10 off for new customers); this system will qualify you to get Blackberry Trim for $59.99 (add both to your cart) plus the free spoon; you could even start with just Trim and then, on month two, start with LBSS.

LBSS comes in the following flavors: Chocolate, Vanilla, Lemon, Coconut Lime, Mango, & Blackberry.

LIQUID BIOCELL  Note: A one-month supply is TWO BOTTLES and formulations CAN BE mix and matched!












Visible signs of aging and joint discomfort can be a result of natural wear and tear of connective tissue, where both collagen and hyaluronic acid (HA) are essential. Liquid BioCell® replenishes these important substances and is clinically shown to work. The multi-patented power of Collagen/ HA Matrix® Technology offers a unique deliver system that provides fast absorption and results by counteracting skin photoaging, supporting joint and muscle fitness and connective tissue health, restoring youthful skin, and supporting healthy hair, nails, gums and eyes. Liquid BioCell® is so remarkable that it has been awarded 7 U.S. and international patents and multiple industry awards. It has been featured on NBC, Good Morning America and Fox News.*

It comes in FIVE formulations – one is limited edition – with Biocell Life being the most popular one.

  • Liquid Biocell LIFE: Supernutraceutical with award-winning Liquid BioCell®, an ingredient that is clinically shown to promote healthy aging, active joints and younger-looking skin.*
    • Product Benefits: Provides 13 phytonutrient-rich superfoods + resveratrol. Improves joint mobility & lubrication*/Reduces joint discomfort/Promotes healthy cartilage & connective tissue/Decreases skin dryness/Improves skin’s hydration, firmness & elasticity/Increases skin’s collagen content/Reduces hyaluronidase, the enzyme that can make your skin age/ Supports cardiovascular health*/Promotes healthy hair, nails, gums & eyes*/Great-tasting natural fruit flavor/ No added sugar/Gluten-free/Dairy-free. 15 calories per serving, 3g carbs
  • Liquid Biocell SKIN:
    • Product benefits: Look younger, and stay that way longer with the patented, award winning science of Collagen/HA Matrix® Technology plus ceramides and 17 phytonutrient-rich foods including pomegranate, bamboo, and green tea, all in a unique, fast-acting liquid delivery system. Liquid BioCell® Skin delivers clinically studied, effective ingredients and results. Reduces wrinkles from the inside out/Increases skin’s collagen content/Virtually eliminates dryness/Improves skin’s microcirculation, hydration, skin tone and firmness/Promotes healthy hair, nails, gums and eyes*Improves joint mobility and lubrication/Reduces joint discomfort/Improves muscle tone. Dairy free. 10 calories per serving, 2g carbs
  • Liquid Biocell SPORT
    • Product benefits: Take your sport to the next level with the award-winning, patented science of Collagen/HA Matrix® Technology, BCAAs and L-carnitine plus 9 phytonutrient-rich superfoods all in a unique, fast-acting liquid delivery system. Joint discomfort can be a result of natural wear and tear of connective tissue where collagen and hyaluronic acid are essential. NSF Certified. Fuels physical and mental performance/Promotes healthy tendons, joints, muscles and ligaments/Reduces joint discomfort/Stimulates muscle cell recovery/Enhances muscle tone/Promotes healthy cartilage and connective tissue/Supports energy, stamina and mental focus/Protects skin’s hydration, firmness and elasticity. Non-GMO, gluten-free, dairy-free. 10 calories per serving, 2g carbs
  • Liquid Biocell PURE
    • This is simply the unique Liquid Biocell + Hyularonic Acid complex without anything so it has zero sugar, zero carbs, and zero calories. Improves joint mobility & lubrication/Reduces joint discomfort/Promotes healthy cartilage & connective tissue/Reduces the appearance of wrinkles/Decreases skin dryness/Improves skin’s hydration, firmness & elasticity/Increases skin’s collagen content/Reduces hyaluronidase, the enzyme that can make your skin age/Improves microcirculation in the skin/Promotes healthy hair, nails, gums & eyes/Sugar-free zero calories/Gluten-free/Great-tasting natural fruit flavor
  • Liquid Biocell IMMUNE (limited edition)
    • Product Benefits: Liquid BioCell Immune combines the multi-patented power of Liquid BioCell with the added benefits of our exclusive Modere TriPlex Immune Complex™ in a unique liquid delivery system for fast absorption and results. Elderberry, zinc and 13 phytonutrientrich superfoods work together to bolster your immune system, and support respiratory and cardiovascular health. Improves joint mobility & lubrication/Reduces joint discomfort/Reduces wrinkles from the inside out/Improves skin’s hydration, firmness and elasticity/Promotes healthy hair, nails, gums and eyes/Bolsters your immune system/Supports respiratory & cardiovascular health/Boosts vitality. Non-GMO, gluten-free, dairy-free. 15 calories per serving, 3g carbs

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